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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Mrs Stink eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊

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