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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Charlie eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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