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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Molly eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺

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