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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Bella eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺

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