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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Poppy eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏

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