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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Frodo eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊

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