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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Daenerys eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗

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