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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Weasley eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁

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