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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Akira eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮

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