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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Hermoine eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘

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