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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Kirk eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖

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