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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Picard eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯

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