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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Hufflepuff eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁

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