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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Worf eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗

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