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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Bob eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗

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