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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Darth Vader eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃

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