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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Sugar eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁

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