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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Ginger eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦

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