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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Rufus eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁

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