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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Loki eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺

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