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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Loki eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁

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