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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Widget eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖

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