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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Widget eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮

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