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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮

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