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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁

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