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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛

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