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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Buddy eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮

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