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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Luna eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺

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