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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Luna eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮

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