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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Coco eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮

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