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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Teddy eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺

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