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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Daisy eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮

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