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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Alfie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏

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