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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Bella eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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