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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Smeagol eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺

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