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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻

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