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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺

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