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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻

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