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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮

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