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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁

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