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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Trotsky eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊

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