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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Worf eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗

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