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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Spock eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡

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