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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Bob eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮

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