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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Rex eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛

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