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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘

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