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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Pebbles eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺

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