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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Pebbles eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺

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