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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Princess eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺

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