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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Piper eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡

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