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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Piper eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗

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