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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Minnie eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡

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