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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Peanut eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦

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