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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Peanut eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺

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