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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Gus eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦

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