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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Gus eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍

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