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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Oscar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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